Millwall season ticket-holder struggles to grasp the concept of season tickets

Rob Parker | March 10, 2010

Probably the funniest (and most infuriating) thing you will read today

Doing the rounds on football forums today is this bizarre thread from Millwall forum House of Fun. The poor guy in question - now ridiculed across the internet - has been to buy tickets for the League One clash with Charlton.
He has seemingly got into [...]

BBC’s Football League Show falls for Crystal Palace prank on Charlton fans

Rob Parker | March 10, 2010

Addicks clown shame outed on live TV

Charlton Athletic fans are fuming after a prank email besmirching their good name was read out live on BBC1’s Football League Show by presenter Lizzie Greenwood-Hughes. The email claimed to be from an Addicks fan just back from his first time watching the club who had been very impressed [...]

Mascot runs into the post at Colchester v Southend match

Rob Parker | February 10, 2010

Very unlucky mascot

Apparently, it is a tradition for a fund-raising mascot race to take place at half-time in the Essex derby between Colchester and Southend. What’s not quite so traditional is for one of the mascots competing to run straight into the stanchion during the race.
The luckless lion was already out of contention to win [...]

BBC award Leeds victory over Spurs

Rob Parker | January 25, 2010

League One outfit secure points victory

Leeds are through to the quarter-finals of the FA Cup after the BBC handed them victory over Spurs. Like most viewers watching the match, OTP thought that Jermaine Beckford’s late penalty was an equaliser but it is now being lauded as the “matchwinner”.
Spotted on A Football Report

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Rafa Benitez feels the brunt of Darren Byfield’s divorce rage

Rob Parker | November 4, 2009

Jamelia’s ex takes Twitter pop at Liverpool boss

Darren Byfield celebrated today’s news that he and pop star wife Jamelia are splitting by taking Twitter shots at Rafael Benitez.
The Walsall striker criticised the Liverpool manager for substituting Fernando Torres and called him a “silly Peter Kay lookalike”.
He also concluded that the Reds “are super shit”.

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Leeds United have a laugh at Liverpool with beach ball stunt

Rob Parker | October 20, 2009

How beach balls can be used to help, not hinder

Leeds keeper Shane Higgs showed Pepe Reina a thing or two about putting beach balls to good use when he blockaded most of his goal with inflatables ahead of last night’s clash with Norwich.
OTP suspects they have some very pleased sponsors this morning after this cheeky [...]

Swindon’s Kevin Amankwaah apologises for ‘cancer’ insult to Millwall’s Neil Harris

Rob Parker | October 13, 2009

A low blow

Swindon Town defender Kevin Amankwaah has apologised to Millwall striker Neil Harris over a jibe about his battle with cancer.
The 27-year-old initially denied accusations that he had brought up cancer during an on-pitch slanging match with Harris, but has now issue an apology.
He said: “While I feel I was the subject of some [...]