1. Steven Gerrard has received an ABH in the New Year’s Honours list.
2. Steven Gerrard has allegedly attacked a DJ after getting frustrated by his rotation system.
3. Our very own visual gag:
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1. Liverpool are looking classy. I keep expecting the bubble to burst, but if they maintain this consistency then they are genuine title contenders.
2. Shay Given put in one of the greatest performances by a keeper who conceded five goals in Premier League history.
3. The slack defending that allowed Fulham to secure a point was a costly slip-up for Chelsea. They won’t want to be dropping too many points to mid-table outfits.
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Tags: Arsenal, Chelsea, Conclusions, football, Liverpool, Premier League, shay given, soccer
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1. Arsenal are out of the title race even if Arsene Wenger isn’t willing to admit it.
2. Robbie Keane is capable of becoming a regular goalscorer for Liverpool.
3. Hull must have had a bit too much turkey on Christmas Day. They were abysmal against Manchester City.
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Time for a Brucie (Christmas) bonus
Dear Santa,
This year I would like:
- Not to fall victim to the horrendous ex-Man Yoo player vendetta
- A nosejob
- To keep hold of Amr Zaki and Emile Heskey
Thanks,
Steve
Tags: christmas, football, soccer, steve bruce, Wigan Athletic
Under-fire Hammers boss’ letter to Saint Nick
Dear Santa,
This year I would like:
- To rediscover my happy-go-lucky approach and cheeky grin
- To not be manager of the football club that the credit crunch keeps on crunching
- To keep Steve Clarke
Thanks,
Gianfranco
Tags: christmas, football, gianfranco zola, soccer, zola
The Premier League propper proposes presents
Dear Santa,
This year I would like:
- A miraculous relegation escape
- To be sponsored by Off The Post
- Roman Bednar to wake up on Christmas Day a world-class 30-goal Premier League sharpshooter
Thanks,
Tony
Tags: christmas, football, soccer, tony mowbray, west brom
Even wheeler dealers need gifts sometimes
Dear Santa,
This year I would like:
- A squad that wasn’t assembled by Juande Ramos
- A bung allegation-free year
- A Nintento Wii
Thanks,
Harry
Tags: christmas, football, harry redknapp, soccer, Tottenham
1. Flying to the other side of the world to face pub teams from every continent does not help you in the Premier League title race, even if does mean Sepp Blatter calls you the best team in the world.
2. It is a good job Rafa Benitez’s Sky box is in good working order or his tactical decisions might have been scuppered as he directed operations against Arsenal from his sofa.
3. Mark Hughes is going to get sacked. Sorry Sparky, but we concluded this about Paul Ince last week… And West Brom fans seemed to agree as they chanted: “You’re getting sacked in the morning” towards the Manchester City boss.
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Tags: Arsenal, Conclusions, football, Liverpool, Premier League, soccer
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Pulis’ festive want-list
Dear Santa,
This year I would like:
- A fully fit Rory Delap
- A Plan B
- Cardiff to show some Christmas spirit and admit that Joe Ledley is not worth £6 million
Thanks,
Tony
Tags: christmas, football, soccer, stoke, Stoke City, tony pulis
Potential Pompey presents
Dear Santa,
This year I would like:
- Some players who don’t want to leave the club
- All of the proceeds of Lassana Diarra’s transfer
- New owners who don’t want to sack me
Thanks,
Tony
Tags: christmas, football, pompey, Portsmouth, soccer, tony adams
