Stephen Ireland sells his car, inadvertently retires from football

Rob Parker | March 8, 2010

Man City midfielder sells his Audi online

Manchester City midfielder Stephen Ireland has put the Audi R8 which became the bane of his life up for sale through Auto Trader’s website. As reported on OTP, the Irish star came under-fire from City and Manchester United fans alike after buying the £100,000 in a Raspberry Ripple colour [...]

Video: Wayne Bridge shuns John Terry’s handshake

Rob Parker | February 27, 2010

And who can blame him?

Wayne Bridge decided against shaking the hand of John Terry as Manchester City faced Chelsea at Stamford Bridge this lunchtime. Captain Shay Given led the Citeh players along the line of Chelsea’s players and Bridge, the penultimate Citeh player, did not take-up John Terry’s offer of a handshake.
And Bridge had the [...]

Premier League Name Translator: #13 Paul Who Lived By The Mountain

Rob Parker | February 26, 2010

Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name

Apparently this surname is so old that it’s meaning is hotly disputed, but it is thought to be related to living by mountains. Just like his ancestors, this Argentinian likes an uphill struggle: that’s why he has set [...]

Wayne Bridge latest football personality to find himself in an untenable position

Rob Parker | February 25, 2010

Man City defender uses one of our Nouveau Cliches to quit international football

As you might have head, Wayne Bridge has announced that he is making himself unavailable for selection for future England matches. That’s The Artist Formerly Known As Retiring From International Football to me and you.
Bridge had been keeping very quiet about the situation [...]

Manchester City get caught out by the Rory Delap throw-in AGAIN!

Rob Parker | February 25, 2010

Time to throw the towel in

Last night’s FA Cup replay between Stoke and Manchester City was forced when the Potters grabbed an equaliser at Eastlands from a Rory Delap throw.
Indeed, before the two sides met in their recent league game, Shay Given said of Delap’s throw: “You see it every week on Match of the [...]

Glenn Whelan thankful that size matters after Patrick Vieira tackle

Rob Parker | February 19, 2010

Smaller is better for Irish international

Stoke midfielder Glenn Whelan was thanking his lucky stars that Little Glenn isn’t any bigger after Patrick Vieira’s groin-high tackle on Tuesday.
Whelan reckons he was spared too much pain because his package wasn’t big enough to feel the full force of the Manchester City star’s studs.

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GIF It: Patrick Vieira kicks Glenn Whelan in the balls

Rob Parker | February 17, 2010

Pat to the future

Manchester City midfielder Patrick Vieira signalled he is settling back in to life in the Premier League with his first nasty foul. The Frenchman planted his studs into Stoke midfielder Glenn Whelan’s nuts in a petulant challenge.
Arsene Wenger said: “I did not see the incident because… oh, nothing to do with me [...]