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Dec 20 2008

The Premier League Managers’ Christmas Lists: Gareth Southgate

Boro boss’ Christmas wishlist

Dear Santa,

This year I would like:

- Stewart Downing’s affections all to myself
- To turn back time and buy a cheaper but more effective striker than Afonso Alves
- All pitchside photos to be taken face-on

Thanks,

Gareth

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Sep 07 2008

Stewart Downing’s England highlight

Middlesbrough wingers best moments versus Andorra

This homoerotic encounter with Andorra’s Marc Pujol was about as close as Stewart Downing to getting round the back and whipping one in last night. Boro fans love him, but he just never produces for England. Is international football a bridge too far?