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Dec 20 2008

David Beckham unveiled at AC Milan

It’s number 32 if you’re buying a Christmas present that will last for about two months

If you thought David Beckham’s loan move to AC Milan was nothing more than a cynical marketing ploy then think again. Here he is being presented with his shirt five days before Christmas ahead of joining the club in January. Hmm…

Milan president Adriano Galliani seems to be licking his lips at the prospect (no doubt Marco Borriello is too!).

Dec 17 2008

David Beckham might want to wear his swimming trunks in the AC Milan showers

Becks’ new team-mate looks forward to eyeing up his tackle

It is not long now until David Beckham links up with his new team-mates at AC Milan, and one in particular is waiting with bated breath for the LA Galaxy man’s arrival. Striker Marco Borriello cannot wait to find out just how good Armani’s Photoshop skills are.

He said: “I must admit I have a dressing room curiosity over Beckham. I want to see if he is equipped as he is in the Armani underwear adverts.”

Sounds like Borriello is very curious indeed.

Spotted on The Spoiler

Dec 08 2008

Football video: The Belfast Beckhams

Northern Irish nutters change their names by deed poll

What can you say? I don’t know whether to laugh or cry after watching the Belfast version of David and Victoria Beckham talk through getting their name changed by deed poll and a subsequent conversation with the genuine, bungee-jumping David Beckham.

Spotted on The Offside Rules

Dec 08 2008

David Beckham goes bungee jumping in New Zealand

Ex-England skipper avoids booking for blatant dive

Continuing his tour of New Zealand stereotypes, LA Galaxy merchandising executive David Beckham decided to go bungee jumping yesterday. Onlookers report seeing a nervous Becks texting his loved ones before taking the plunge.

Confusing bungee jumping with appearing in an Armani advert, Becks removed his top before the 130ft leap from Auckland harbour bridge. The soon-to-be AC Milan substitute enjoyed the experience so much he had a second attempt (and there was still time for a haka before dinner).

Dec 05 2008

Football video: David Beckham stars in new Adidas commercial, parties with musicians

Becks has it large with his showbiz buddies

And they said Beckham just wanted the Hollywood lifestyle. Pah! Here he is in a new Adidas advert with sporting legends Russell Simmons, Katy Perry, The Ting Tings, Missy Elliot, Method Man, DMC, Estelle, Young Jeezy and Redman.

Good job there wasn’t an overzealous bouncer on the door of this party stopping people going in with trainers on or the whole premise could have been blown out of the water!

Dec 04 2008

Crafty New Zealander puts fish-hook in David Beckham’s eyebrow

Becks does his best Sean Connery impersonation

Do you expect me to talk? No, that squeaking thing you normally do is fine. David Beckham raised a few eyebrows during a press conference in New Zealand earlier today - his own. LA Galaxy’s finest pulled out some of his finest facial expressions for the occasion. Yesterday, he indulged in a little hongi at the airport (hongi being the traditional Maori nose-rub greeting). See the photo after the jump…
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Nov 14 2008

Football video: Crazy soccer mom delivers MLS Cup to LA

MLS players don’t mind embarrassing themselves

This Volkswagen advert features MLS players Ben Olsen, Chris Klein and Sacha Kljestan hitching a lift with a crazy soccer mom to the MLS Cup in Los Angeles. And of course the trophy and trophy handler come along for the ride too… Don’t think they would have been able to talk Becks into this!

Nov 09 2008

Football video: ESPN makes a boob over Steve Nicol (or possibly Nipple)

New England Revolution coach give name change

During the MLS Cup semi-final between New England Revolution and Chicago Fire, former Liverpool player Steve Nicol was kindly given a new nickname by ESPN pundit Alexei Lalas’ wandering mind…

Spotted on The Offside Rules

Nov 04 2008

Kitman: Barack Obama - Soccer Supporter

Presidential T

One for our American readers and a last-minute subliminal message to encourage you to vote correctly. We wouldn’t want any of you voters being swayed by the Bob Bradley Effect. This Obama Soccer Supporter t-shirt costs $27.55, but there is currently an Election Day $3 discount. Click here to (cough, VOTE OBAMA) buy.

Oct 24 2008

David Beckham set for number 75 at AC Milan

75 is the lucky number

After CR7, R9, R10, and David Beckham’s unofficial ownership of the number 23, it looks like DB75 will be football’s hot initial/number combo in 2009. The Mirror reports that if Beckham’s loan deal to AC Milan is finalised he will play (assuming he actually plays) with a number 75 on his back.

Beckham was born in 1975 (as were Enrique Iglesias, Eva Longoria and Jamie Oliver), so he should be happy with his new number. If the birth year thing is not enough, 75 also opens up the potential for a LXXV tattoo (if he has any available skin remaining).