Rob Parker | March 18, 2010
Galatasaray loanee’s late night parties upset residents
Galatasaray striker Jo is in trouble with the police after his neighbours complained about his late night rowdiness. The Brazilian player, on-loan from Manchester City, was the subject of a residents’ meeting at which it was unanimously decided to report him to the police for his partying habits.
Neighbours claim [...]
Rob Parker | March 18, 2010
Boro wanna go away
The wife of Middlesbrough skipper Gary O’Neil called for her husband’s side to keep up their poor form so that she can go on holiday. Donna O’Neil is concerned that a late resurgence under Gordon Strachan could see the club qualify for the play-offs and ruin her sunbathing plans.
Following the defeat to [...]
Rob Parker | March 17, 2010
Footballer on the rampage
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These crazy scenes feature John Negodi, a Cameroonian footballer who plays for Payam Khorasan in Iran. Seemingly their defeat to Tarbiat Mashhad didn’t sit too well with him and caused him to charge around the pitch like a headless chicken (if headless chickens punched or headbutted anyone they happened to encounter).
Spotted on [...]
Rob Parker | March 15, 2010
More touchy feely orange hands than an old school Tango advert
Ex-Hull City manager Phil Brown has wasted no time in getting back to work after being given the shove. The permatanned managerial legend is now cruising the streets in his Tiger-themed massage wagon.
Rob Parker | March 15, 2010
Dropped by letter?
Phil Brown has been banned from talking to Hull starlet Tom Cairney after receiving a letter from the player’s lawyer. The 19-year-old’s legal representative wrote to Brown after the club attempted to open negotiations about extending his contract, which has one year remaining.
Brown said: “Tom has taken advice from an unlicensed and unregistered [...]
Rob Parker | March 11, 2010
Rams rely on stand-in keeper
Derby midfielder Robbie Savage was left to take the goalkeeper’s gloves as his side lost 4-1 at Reading. First-choice goalie Stephen Bywater went off injured in the 13th minute, and his replacement Saul Deeney was sent-off for a foul in the penalty are in the 41st minute with Derby 2-1 down.
Savage [...]
Rob Parker | March 10, 2010
Probably the funniest (and most infuriating) thing you will read today
Doing the rounds on football forums today is this bizarre thread from Millwall forum House of Fun. The poor guy in question - now ridiculed across the internet - has been to buy tickets for the League One clash with Charlton.
He has seemingly got into [...]
