Rob Parker | March 16, 2010
Disgraceful Portsmouth player headbutts Stevie G’s elbow
Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard was forced to elbow Portsmouth’s Michael Brown in the head in self-defence during last night’s Premier League clash. The England international was left with no choice but to lash out to protect himself after clearly becoming threatened by Brown’s very aggressive running line.
Rumours of a [...]
Rob Parker | March 2, 2010
Administrators’ first sale is Pompey’s irony detector
Cash-strapped Portsmouth are offering fans the chance to pay for financial advice from the club which has been run into the ground with crippling debts. Supporters wanting to experience the same frugality that got Pompey more than £70 million in the red can visit the new PFC Financial Services [...]
Rob Parker | February 12, 2010
Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name
If you have to build your relegation fodder defence on anything, it might as well be a Rock. So Avram Grant has chosen well. He is - suspensions permitting - building his defence on a Rock of the [...]
Rob Parker | February 6, 2010
A helping hand for United
Portsmouth were never going to be favourites against Manchester United, but they made extra sure that the home side secured all three points by weighing in with what is likely to go down as a hat-trick of own goals.
Marc Wilson scored the pick of the bunch.
Video via 101GG
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Rob Parker | February 4, 2010
Portsmouth boss named as the secret massage fan
Portsmouth manager Avram Grant has been named by The Sun as the Premier League manager they claimed had been caught visiting a brothel last December. The tabloid had been banned from naming the manager involved because of a so-called “super-injunction”.
But in the wake of the injunction taken out [...]
Rob Parker | December 31, 2009
Portsmouth refuse to make life easy for themselves
Portsmouth (possibly Tottenham before the end of January) keeper David James has been working on his blindfolded goalkeeping. The England international added a little light bondage to his kinky afro, and comments that it: “Feels nice.”
He then gets down to business.
Rob Parker | December 17, 2009
Youn know who you look like?
One is famous for being in films where you have to dodge bullets, the other plays for a Premier League sitting duck.
Thanks to serial lookalike spotter Paul Platt.
