A sneaky peak at what Manchester City will be working on in training today

Rob Parker | March 15, 2010

Guest speaker: Roberto Mancini

Today’s Manchester City training session will largely consist of a lecture by Roberto Mancini entitled Why You Don’t Celebrate Late Equalisers Against A Team You Want To Beat When There Is Still Three Minutes Remaining.
The Italian performed extracts from his lecture following Adam Johnson’s stunning goal against Sunderland yesterday. You can see [...]

Video: Sunderland’s Fraizer Campbell gets his boot stuck in the advertising hoardings

Rob Parker | March 10, 2010

Reasons why aggressive celebrations normally end badly #791

Sunderland striker Fraizer Campbell was clearly frustrated at his prolonged wait for a first Premier League goal for the club. So when he did break his duck against Bolton last night all that pent-up anger was channelled into his goal celebration.
Unfortunately for Campbell, the advertising hoarding he chose [...]

Darren Bent quits Twitter to avoid distraction

Dan Morris | February 17, 2010

Sunderland striker is a qwitter

Darren Bent has become so enthralled in the Twitter craze that he’s had to call it a day. He revealed he has quit the social networking site to concentrate on his football. Glad to here you got your priorities right, Darren.
The Sunderland striker had fought hard to get more than 15,000 [...]

Sunderland target Salvador Cabañas shot in the head

Rob Parker | January 26, 2010

Paraguay striker attacked in Mexico City bar

Club America striker Salvador Cabañas, a transfer window target for Steve Bruce’s Sunderland, has been shot in the head in a bar in Mexico City. The Paraguay international has undergone seven hours of emergency surgery and is now in a critical but stable condition in intensive care.
Surgeon Dr Ernesto [...]

Colin Kazim Richards transfer-listed over team sex orgies

Rob Parker | December 12, 2009

Coca Cola Kid could be on his way back to Blighty

Turkey international Colin Kazim Richards has been put on the transfer list by Fenerbahce over claims he organised hotel orgies with three team-mates. The former Sheffield United has been put up for sale along with Vederson, Fabio Bilica and Santos.
Coach Christoph Daum has said there [...]

Liverpool beach ball sells for more than £400 on eBay

Rob Parker | November 16, 2009

We’re guessing the buyer wasn’t Pepe Reina

The red beach ball which helped Sunderland to a shock victory against Liverpool has sold for £411.77 at auction. The inflatable, which deflected Darren Bent’s shot past Pepe Reina, was auctioned to raise money for the Alder Hey Imagine Appeal.
It is not known who won the auction, but the [...]

GIF It: The Liverpool balloon thrower wasn’t a fan after all

Rob Parker | October 19, 2009

Gary Neville and his balloon hit Liverpool’s title ambitions

At last, the Liverpool balloon thrower is unmasked, and it doesn’t look like he has quite the Scouse connection we first thought!