Rob Parker | February 11, 2010
Spurs midfielder gets merked (and Rio’s nowhere to be seen)
Either Range Rover has cut its advertising budget quite dramatically, or else Jermaine Jenas got well and truly owned by these Arsenal fans. The cheeky Gooners stuck their club crest on the front of Jenas’ car.
Despite the best attempts of a nearby builder, the midfielder seemingly [...]
Rob Parker | January 27, 2010
Spurs boss reflects on the prospect of a midweek trip to sunny Leeds
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp decides that a silly question deserves a silly answer when a journalist asks whether he had wanted an FA Cup replay against Leeds.
In case your sarcasm detector isn’t working, he didn’t really want a replay.
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Rob Parker | January 25, 2010
League One outfit secure points victory
Leeds are through to the quarter-finals of the FA Cup after the BBC handed them victory over Spurs. Like most viewers watching the match, OTP thought that Jermaine Beckford’s late penalty was an equaliser but it is now being lauded as the “matchwinner”.
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Rob Parker | December 15, 2009
Ooh-aah-Benoit
Spurs defender Benoit-Assou Ekotto is likely to find himself back in the supporters’ bad books after attacking a fan as he walked off the pitch following Saturday’s defeat to Wolves. He apparently took exception to being told: “You’re s**t.”
We can only assume the cutting jibe was a bit too close to home for Assou-Ekotto’s liking! [...]
Rob Parker | November 12, 2009
Stay away from your car, but all the best for South Africa
Spurs striker Jermain Defoe was disqualified from driving for six months by a judge who went on to wish him luck in earning a place in England’s World Cup squad.
Judge Anthony Goldstaub QC: “We hope he gets to South Africa. But he must not [...]
Rob Parker | October 30, 2009
Harry Redknapp demands to see his player’s numerous testicles
Spurs manager Harry Redknapp has revealed that David Bentley has several balls and is now urging his player to flash them around the Emirates Stadium tomorrow.
In his column in The Sun, Redknapp dictated: “There’s no doubt Bentley has balls - plenty of ‘em - and his performance [...]
Rob Parker | October 7, 2009
Harry Redknapp instils his values even in players he loans out
Enterprising Portsmouth midfielder Jamie O’Hara has had fewer worries than most of his team-mates in recent days. The loanee’s pay packet is still the responsibility of Tottenham, so O’Hara was unaffected by the delay in Pompey’s wages being paid.
In fact, O’Hara spotted a potential earner [...]
