Rob Parker | February 11, 2010
Arsenal perfect the gang rape celebration
Abou Diaby scores the winner in last night’s crucial clash between Arsenal and Liverpool. He tries to run away to celebrate but is pushed to the floor by Theo Walcott. The England international then pins the goalscorer down while Cesc Fabregas moves into position between Diaby’s legs and wriggles around [...]
Rob Parker | October 9, 2009
Gunners by name, gunners by nature
Arsenal’s players have come up with a new training technique that might be a little too revolutionary even by Arsene Wenger’s standards: Nerf gunfights!
Manuel Almunia, Abou Diaby, Kieran Gibbs and Emmanuel Eboue, please grow-up. Jack Wilshere, you can carry on as you are because you are still in the target [...]
Rob Parker | September 1, 2009
Probably shouldn’t have done that, son
I’m still catching up with the latest goings on in the wacky world of football after my little break, but as far as I can gather the main things I have missed are: Arsene Wenger has kicked the bucket, Eduardo has been victimised for taking evasive action as he battled [...]
Rob Parker | February 25, 2009
1. There was a distinct lack of death or suffering at the San Siro.
2. There was also a distinct lack of goals - Manchester United deserved at least on away goal to bring back to Old Trafford with them.
3. David Pleat still thinks that Arsenal have a well-worn phrase playing a left-back.
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Rob Parker | February 25, 2009
Part-man, part-lizard
Woah! What is that all about? Abou Diaby rued a missed chance against Roma last night by unravelling his massive tongue for all to see. I’ll just get on the phone to our lawyers to see if a couple of theories as to why Arsene Wenger like his so much are legally sound…
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