Rob Parker | September 20, 2009
Pitch invader is spot-kick expert
Fantastic action from the Russian league this weekend. Spartak Moscow’s Alex was steadying himself and centring his Zen as he prepared to take a penalty against Saturn. A pitch invader with little patience and a decent left peg took the opportunity to enter the field of play and put the ball [...]
Rob Parker | May 11, 2009
aka Frank Lampard perfects his Ray Charles impression
Chelsea centre-back Alex begins to suspect his team-mates had an ulterior motive for suggesting an innocent game of blind man’s buff.
Thanks to OTP reader Usama for the spot.
Rob Parker | March 4, 2009
A strangled giraffe
How to deal with all 6ft 7in of Peter Crouch has long been a dilemma for Premier League defenders. Chelsea centre-back Alex came up with a novel and yet seemingly effective tactic to thwart the Portsmouth striker last night - strangle him.
