Arsene Wenger spoke a bit too soon about Lukasz Fabianski

Rob Parker | February 18, 2010

Pre-match puff FAIL

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger left himself open to a healthy dose of we told you so from the club’s supporters after going out of his way to praise keeper Lukasz Fabianski before his howlers in last night’s Champions League clash against Porto.
Many Gooners have made no secret of their desire for Wenger to [...]

Kitman: Arsene Wenger stops Andrey Arshavin from playing in his hat

Rob Parker | January 25, 2010

Russian’s fashion statement thwarted

Yoink! Arsene Wenger wants all the post-match attention to be on his team selection and the subsequent humiliating defeat, not some silly Russian attacker taking to the pitch wearing his woolly hat.

Proof that all Thierry Henry’s Arsenal training paid off for France

Rob Parker | January 12, 2010

Arsene Wenger reveals his handball drills

Republic of Ireland fans can allow themselves a wry smile after Arsene Wenger revealed that he trains his players to handle the ball. The Arsenal boss was speaking after Saturday’s match against Everton when midfielder Denilson did his best dying swan impression while in possession.
The Toffees’ Tim Cahill sportingly kicked [...]

New-look Arsenal side to feature very dodgy keeper and a string of youngsters

Rob Parker | November 19, 2009

Manuel Almunia finds himself down the pecking order

And Denilson is a lot shorter than we thought…

Arsenal scout hid in trees to snoop on Thomas Vermaelen

Rob Parker | November 6, 2009

Gunners used forest to make sure they weren’t barking up the wrong tree

Arsenal defender Thomas Vermaelen has revealed club scout Steve Rowley went to great lengths to keep tabs on him while the club considered making a bid for him.
Rowley stalked the then Ajax man to the Belgian seaside resort of Oostduinkerke to watch him [...]

Kitman: Arsene Wenger’s sexy coat

Rob Parker | November 5, 2009

Knee-length puffa monstrosity

It looks like Michelin Man chic is in this season. Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is beginning to feel the winter chill and has turned to this oversized puffa jacket to provide the warmth he craves.

Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 3-4 October

Rob Parker | October 5, 2009

1. Manchester United really don’t help Sir Alex Ferguson’s case with these injury time goals. Another get of of jail card in time added on, this time to grab a draw against Sunderland.
2. Rafa Benitez hasn’t got the injury time touch yet. He moaned about the lack of stoppage time to the fourth official only [...]