Late Blackburn owner Jack Walker decked out in Burnley colours for derby day

Rob Parker | October 16, 2009

Rovers’ statue given the Claret treatment

A statue of former Blackburn Rovers owner Jack Walker has been decorated in a Burnley shirt and trimmings ahead of this weekend’s Lancashire derby. Walker, who died in 2000, bankrolled Rovers’ glory years of the mid-1990s.

El-Hadji Diouf escapes parking fine in his ridiculous ‘car’

Rob Parker | October 13, 2009

Blackburn star parks his truck where he likes

El-Hadji Diouf enjoyed his lunch at a Manchester restaurant and also took advantage of convenient parking facilities by ditching his gold-plated gas guzzler in a loading only bay. But the Blackburn forward avoid a parking ticket (presumably because the vehicle is so inconspicuous that the traffic wardens missed [...]

Blackburn to ‘kick lumps out’ of Manchester City

Rob Parker | August 14, 2009

David Dunn says Rovers will cut Citeh stars down to size

The Premier League kicks off again tomorrow and it seems that living up to cliches is so in this season. Firstly we had Arsene Wenger proudly confirming that he does see what he doesn’t see and now Blackburn Rovers are freely admitting that their tactics [...]

Blackburn’s new signing can be thankful Joe Kinnear isn’t in charge

Rob Parker | July 1, 2009

Welcome to the Premier League, Steven Insomnia N’zonzi

The Premier League Vowel Deficiency Society has a new member after Blackburn Rovers snapped up French youngster Steven N’zonzi for an undisclosed fee. The 20-year-old joins from relegated Ligue 2 side Amiens.
N’zonzi will be close to fellow Frenchman Charles N’zogbia, who plays for Lancashire rivals Wigan. The duo [...]

West Brom fans’ mask tribute to Tony Mowbray

Rob Parker | May 25, 2009

Putting on a brave face for relegation

OTP told you about West Brom fans’ plan to wear Tony Mowbray masks for yesterday’s trip to Blackburn Rovers. The already doomed Baggies took the decision to don their manager’s face as a show of solidarity.
Not every single fan took up the offer of a mask, and some chose [...]

Did Clive Owen shoot Morten Gamst Pedersen?

Rob Parker | March 17, 2009

Blackburn diver’s name is cleared

Finally, an explanation for Morten Gamst Pedersen’s ridiculously embarrassing penalty area tumble against Arsenal that doesn’t make the Blackburn man look like a cheating scumbag. The truth of the matter is that he was shot by Clive Owen.
Spotted on The Offside

Kitman: There’s only one Roque Santa Satna Cruz

Rob Parker | March 2, 2009

Blackburn kitman drops a clanger

The Blackburn kitman got his N and his T in a bit of a muddle for yesterday’s match with Hull City. He probably wonders why he never get any presents as a kid, but if you can’t even spell Santa right what do you expect? Thanks to OTP reader Lupek for [...]