Manchester United and Chelsea in… Battle of the V-necks

Rob Parker | February 23, 2010

I’m Phelan Italian today

Manchester United copying Chelsea tactics in a bid to stop their rivals getting away from them. Sounds unthinkable, right? But then we spotted this little number after United’s defeat to Everton at the weekend.
Mike Phelan has definitely sharpened up his post-match attire. And he doesn’t strike as a man who would ordinarily [...]

Q. Want to see an ‘interview’ with Carlo Ancelotti? A. Hahaha… What?

Rob Parker | February 23, 2010

Chelsea boss will brighten your Tuesday morning

We are a bit slow off the mark with this one as it comes from after Chelsea’s victory over Arsenal, but we have only just seen it and guess that many of you will have missed it as well.
Carlo Ancelotti is doing his post-match interview with Geoff Shreeves but [...]

Carlo Ancelotti’s dramatic U-turn on Chelsea players’ conduct

Rob Parker | February 19, 2010

Ancelotti can’t decide if he cares who his soldiers go to bed with or not

“It doesn”t interest me with who my captain and my soldiers go to bed with. I only care about the ideas they wake up with in the morning.”
Carlo Ancelotti, February 17
“We are interested, me and the club, in protecting the image [...]

Carlo Ancelotti finds Match of the Day punditry a breath of fresh air

Rob Parker | February 17, 2010

Chelsea boss sings praises of Beeb highlights institution

Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti has revealed he loves Match of the Day because it is less cynical than Italian football shows. It seems Ancelotti loves nothing better than kicking back to watch Gary Lineker roll out his latest puns, Alan Hansen and his ever-shrinking eyebrows reel off his [...]

Two stories that could add up to the most disturbing piece of news in Premier League history

Rob Parker | December 28, 2009

Ancelotti threatens to streak - but the transfer rumours continue

We all had a good chuckle over the festive period when Carlo Ancelotti came out with this gem: “I can tell you, I will not be buying anybody in January. Absolutely no way. I am willing to pay a forfeit if I do, even to run [...]

Revealed: The curse of Chelsea’s dark hooped away kit

Rob Parker | December 7, 2009

Blues apparently like their blue to be royal, not navy

Chelsea’s away kit is cursed judging by their results so far this season. The Blues have lost all four games they have played in their navy, dark blue and fluorescent yellow change strip, while they remain unbeaten in the home kit and white third strip.

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Why Chelsea have the upper hand on Real Madrid after last-ditch Kaka bid

Rob Parker | June 4, 2009

Brazilian star prefers move to Premier League

Today’s papers are full of rumours that Chelsea have launched a £73.5 million bid to derail Kaka’s proposed move to Real Madrid. The Blues were handed the initiative as Kaka returned to Brazil for international duty and AC Milan drag their heels over finalising the deal because owner Silvio [...]