Prank phone call to find a suitable hotel for England’s World Cup squad

Rob Parker | October 13, 2009

Who is able to provide the Neville brothers with the bunk beds they long for?

Channel Bee has been wading through TripAdvisor to find the best possible World Cup bases for England. But which South African hoteliers are willing to go furthest to accommodate the squad?

OTP Rebounds: Hoddle on Maradona, Benylin-Bill and Jo Yobo isn’t partying

Rob Parker | September 11, 2009

Showing off our link-up play

Glenn Hoddle on the injustice of the Hand of God. He must have sinned in a previous life. [Channel Bee]
The latest editon of the often hilarious and always disturbing Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List [Dirty Tackle]
A decent long-range strike was one of six goals Germany’s women put past England to win [...]

Video: Andy Murray’s got football skills

Rob Parker | July 1, 2009

Tennis star does keepy uppies

Andy Murray will be attempting to break into the last four at Wimbledon later today, but on this showing he could break into the squads of the Big Four in the Premier League. The Scot is quizzed by OTP Twitter follower Tim Lovejoy about life on the tennis circuit before moving [...]

Video: Nicklas Bendtner’s grasp of English is on par with his finishing

Rob Parker | April 23, 2009

Arsenal striker struggles through silly interview

According to our calculations, Nicklas Bendtner has been living in England for nearly five years now. But that still doesn’t help him when it comes to fathoming his way through this interview with Channel Bee. The 21-year-old has quite obscure musical taste, claiming Nike are his favourite band. He then [...]

Spurs WAG Danielle Lloyd in Arsenal betrayal

Rob Parker | April 21, 2009

Kind of

This spoof report into Danielle Lloyd’s switch of north London allegiances is brought to you by Tim Lovejoy’s online TV project Channel Bee (yeah, I thought he worked for Twitter too).
Spotted on 101GG

Peter Crouch talks absolute rubbish

Rob Parker | April 2, 2009

An interview worth watching

England’s goalscoring hero talks of his desire to meet a ghost and the advantages of being 6ft 7in tall when the world ends because of impending floods! Not the usual terrain for an interview with the Portsmouth striker.

Look up pessimist West Brom fan in the dictionary…

Rob Parker | December 12, 2008

Imagine what they’ll be like after relegation

Only yesterday I made a joke about West Brom tightening up security at The Hawthorns after watching the Brazilian fan try to jump off the stadium roof, and today we come across this Channel Bee video in which a Baggies fan celebrates his lottery win.
Spotted on The Offside Rules

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