Cristiano Ronaldo carnival float shows you more than you wanted to see
Rob Parker | February 26, 2009
C-Ron’s ball control lets him down
This slightly disturbing carnival float was photographed in Torres Vedras in Portugal. As you can see, it depicts Cristiano Ronaldo sitting atop the world surrounded by a bevy of beauties, but seemingly not surrounded by any decent underwear elastic.
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