Daily Mirror gives Liverpool fans an unexpected happy ending

Rob Parker | August 25, 2009

But I thought they lost 1-3?

…and then the Scousers woke up, checked their Twitter accounts and found it had all been just a bad dream.
Thanks to Keith Belfast for the tip.

The tabloids’ favourite fictional footballer is back

Rob Parker | June 8, 2009

Say hello once again to Jerome Cameron

One Mirror journalist will be suitably annoyed this morning that a sub-editor writing the headline on his story on Birmingham City striker Cameron Jerome decided his name would be better the other way round. It seems the newly-named striker will be hoping to continue to forge partnerships with Phillips [...]

Joe Kinnear’s naughty mouth just got naughtier

Rob Parker | October 3, 2008

Newcastle caretaker says bad words to journos

Brought to you under the Joe Kinnear Swear Word Exchange Programme between Off The Post and The Spoiler.
The Spoiler saw our Kinnear swears on Football Focus video, and they raised it. Big time. What follows is a transcript of what must be one of the most foul-mouthed, paranoid and [...]

Daily Mirror Football Spy Darren Lewis in a bunny costume

Rob Parker | September 2, 2008

Mirror hack rabbiting on

It seems Robinho’s move to Manchester City surprised even the most insider of football insiders. The Mirror’s so-called Football Spy Darren Lewis vowed on transfer deadline day that if the pint-sized Brazilian didn’t join Chelsea he would prevent the following day’s video in a bunny outfit. Oops!