Rob Parker | October 30, 2009
Harry Redknapp demands to see his player’s numerous testicles
Spurs manager Harry Redknapp has revealed that David Bentley has several balls and is now urging his player to flash them around the Emirates Stadium tomorrow.
In his column in The Sun, Redknapp dictated: “There’s no doubt Bentley has balls - plenty of ‘em - and his performance [...]
Rob Parker | September 4, 2009
Dotting the ‘i’
If you were wondering about the difference between David Beckham and David Bentley, one makes faked virals about making bets to display their passing accuracy while the other does it for real.
The story to go with this video is that Galaxy forward Alan Gordon bet Becks he couldn’t put the ball through the [...]
Usama Waheed | September 3, 2009
Showing off our link-up play
Viral bliss as US soccer kids get goal celebration coaching. [VWJrMasters]
Guess who’s first in line to buy a life-size Cristiano Ronaldo poster. [Dirty Tackle]
Every seat is a good seat in these stadiums. [The Best Eleven]
Uefa to charge Joey Barton for simulating a professional footballer. [NewsArse]
What exactly constitutes a ‘volley’? [The Guardian]
Watch [...]
Rob Parker | March 2, 2009
1. The quintuple is still on for Manchester United then. It is a big ask, but then again they won this one without some of their biggest stars.
2. Ben Foster was immense. Please let him stay fit in the run-up to next year’s World Cup.
3. So David Bentley can hit a skip from a roof, [...]
Rob Parker | February 11, 2009
Who needs a rape alarm with skills like this?
There has often been talk of using football as a power for good and that is certainly true in this instance. A group of girls is apparently getting a bit of hassle from some lads nearby. One of the group promptly plants a football right on top [...]
Rob Parker | February 10, 2009
Spurs legend pockets £15,000 timepiece
Oh, the legend bit was a joke by the way. In this Ronaldinho-era Nike-meets-Blair Witch effort, Tottenham’s David Bentley supposedly makes a bet with his agent that he can kick a ball from the roof of Red Bull HQ (culprits) and into a skip below. He supposedly does it.
Probably more entertaining [...]
Rob Parker | February 6, 2009
…we didn’t know this was what they had in mind!
Derby matches can often be occasions for a rush of blood to the head, but in Robbie Keane and David Bentley’s case the blood seems to have rushed elsewhere. The Spurs pair seem to be enjoying the pre-match preparation despite Harry Redknapp’s squad being down to [...]
