Why Manchester United are going to have the most exhausted attackers in the Premier League

Rob Parker | October 16, 2009

Sleepless strikers

Dimitar Berbatov is expected to miss Manchester United’s clash with Bolton tomorrow following the birth of his first child. But this mild disruption to Sir Alex Ferguson’s plans could be a sign of things to come.
United are already without the injured Wayne Rooney for the match, and Wazza himself is due to become a [...]

OTP Rebounds: Football noobness, Barca’s 7 year old acquisition, Berbatov makes startling revelations (again)

Usama Waheed | September 13, 2009

Filipo Inzaghi brings you freshly poached links

10 things a football newbie would say [Goal]
Barcelona sign 7-year-old [Dirty Tackle]
Dimitar Berbatov’s uncle is an exorcist (with special Hard Tackle photo) [The Sun]
Pepe Reina says league title is unrealistic this season [BBC]
One of many rants on Adebayor by Arsenal fans [Caught Offside]

OTP Rebounds: Burger King, Bulls, and Berbatov

Usama Waheed | September 3, 2009

Today’s links brought to you by Emmaneul Adebayor.

MUTV make Dimitar Berbatov look like a revelation. [101GG]
E.On not to renew FA Cup sponsorship [Daily Mail]
Marco Materazzi doesn’t like being the butt of a joke. [The Mirror]
Ronaldo takes on Gattuso a bull. [YouTube]
Football struck by lightning while playing, has leg amputated. [The Spoiler]
Sports quotes of the week. [...]

Dimitar Berbatov warned by gangster over flirty texts

Rob Parker | September 2, 2009

Man Yoo striker’s mobile could threaten his mobility

Dimitar Berbatov has got himself on the wrong side of a Bulgarian gangster by sending suggestive text messages to his girlfriend, according to The Sun.
The 28-year-old is reported to have received unexpected replies to his flirty messsages to Playboy model Nikoleta Lozanova from mob boss Georgi ‘The Head’ [...]

Dimitar Berbatov and Roman Pavlyuchenko suffer identity crisis

Rob Parker | September 1, 2009

Spot the flop

To paraphrase the old Eric Morecambe gag, The Sun is using all the right images but not necessarily in the right order. Someone got East European Transfer Flop 1.0 and East European Transfer Flop 2.0 in a bit of a muddle.
Thanks to OTP reader Ang Jinhao for the spot.

Dimitar Berbatov experiences Beatlemania with Manchester United

Rob Parker | July 23, 2009

Berba feels like Fifth Beatle on Far East Tour

Here come old Berbatov. He come grooving up slowly.
He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee,
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
Sorry about that. Dimitar Berbatov has revealed being on Manchester United’s pre-season tour to the Far [...]

Dimitar Berbatov - champion javelin thrower

Rob Parker | May 21, 2009

Berba all set for 2012

If you were wondering whether Usain Bolt’s visit to Manchester United’s Carrington training ground might be an unnecessary distraction a couple of weeks before a Champions League Final, it looks like you might have been right.
United’s squad has gone track and field crazy, with Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov now in training [...]