El-Hadji Diouf escapes parking fine in his ridiculous ‘car’

Rob Parker | October 13, 2009

Blackburn star parks his truck where he likes

El-Hadji Diouf enjoyed his lunch at a Manchester restaurant and also took advantage of convenient parking facilities by ditching his gold-plated gas guzzler in a loading only bay. But the Blackburn forward avoid a parking ticket (presumably because the vehicle is so inconspicuous that the traffic wardens missed [...]

Your mum is probably safe from El-Hadji Diouf

Rob Parker | March 2, 2009

Deformed Blackburn striker poses no threat

Any concerned OTP readers who have been keeping their mum (and possibly dad) under lock and key to keep them away from self-professed sex fiend El-Hadji Diouf can breathe easy. The Blackburn Rovers striker appears to short of a few fingers, an eye and, of course, a brain. We reckon [...]