Mark Cockroft | March 5, 2010
Aaron Ramsey’s recent broken leg at the hands, or should I say feet, of Ryan Shawcross has sparked the famous pub debate: what is the worst (we mean best) football leg-break injury ever? OTP has offered up some splendid contenders.
1. David Busst - Manchester United vs Coventry City, 1996
Sadly for him, the poster boy of [...]
Rob Parker | June 17, 2009
Sunderland loanee finds new job
Are Sunderland going to make a permanent move for Djibril Cisse? Ich no think so. It has become necessary to seek alternative employment as a model with Sacha Baron Cohen comedy creation Bruno. It wouldn’t surprise me if Cisse had genuinely worn an outfit like that in his time, but one [...]
Rob Parker | May 19, 2009
This season’s worst footballing hairstyles
Have we missed any personal favourites?
Rob Parker | December 22, 2008
Guess who’s back!
Djibril Cisse - the man who almost single-handedly keeps our ‘Do Are Ya? column alive. You can always rely upon the zany Sunderland man to keep coming up with bizarre barnets for our entertainment. Every week and different colour, and for victory over Hull he chose to contrast his red and white stripes [...]
Rob Parker | December 1, 2008
The latest offering from Sunderland madman
We are not quite sure what was most shocking about Sunderland’s 1-4 home defeat to Bolton, the standard of the defending or the fact that Djibril Cisse kept the same hairstyle for two consecutive weeks.
The red mohican was given a second run-out, but if Cisse has an ounce of suspicion [...]
Rob Parker | November 9, 2008
Black mohican, blond beard
An ever understated offering from the Djibril Cisse collection - a man rarely seen with a dodgy ‘do. The Sunderland striker is putting peroxide facial hair on the map, while proving that it is possible to maintain a mohican at the same time…
Rob Parker | November 6, 2008
Black Cats squad take part in charity fashion show
The life of Premier League footballer does not involve a couple of hours of training and then back home to do what you please. On the contrary, you never know when your club will spring a charity fashion show upon you.
The Sunderland players were recently given this [...]
