El-Hadji Diouf escapes parking fine in his ridiculous ‘car’

Rob Parker | October 13, 2009

Blackburn star parks his truck where he likes

El-Hadji Diouf enjoyed his lunch at a Manchester restaurant and also took advantage of convenient parking facilities by ditching his gold-plated gas guzzler in a loading only bay. But the Blackburn forward avoid a parking ticket (presumably because the vehicle is so inconspicuous that the traffic wardens missed [...]

Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 2-3 May

Rob Parker | May 4, 2009

1. Defeats for the bottom eight (excluding Hull who play tonight). Does anyone actually want to stay in this division?!
2. Portsmouth’s defenders were obviously doing their bit to prevent the spread of swine flu by giving quarantined Carlos Vela plenty of room to fire home Arsenal’s third goal.
3. Chelsea should try 4-4-2 more often. The [...]

Your mum is probably safe from El-Hadji Diouf

Rob Parker | March 2, 2009

Deformed Blackburn striker poses no threat

Any concerned OTP readers who have been keeping their mum (and possibly dad) under lock and key to keep them away from self-professed sex fiend El-Hadji Diouf can breathe easy. The Blackburn Rovers striker appears to short of a few fingers, an eye and, of course, a brain. We reckon [...]

El-Hadji Diouf vows to ‘f*ck a one-year-old child’

Rob Parker | February 28, 2009

Blackburn bad boy falls foul of prank call

When a pair of tricksters made a prank call to controversial striker El-Hadji Diouf they probably knew he wouldn’t be best pleased. But even they seem to have been slightly taken aback by the Senegalese international’s response. Fortunately they recorded the call for your entertainment.

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