Rob Parker | November 25, 2009
Prem’s Ivory Coast stars show off their moves with R&B star
Didier Drogba and charity might not be words that you automatically associate with one another, but the Chelsea striker threw a star-studded fund-raising bash at the Dorchester in London last weekend to pay for a children’s hospital in his home city of Abidjan.
Among those in [...]
Rob Parker | October 9, 2009
Gunners by name, gunners by nature
Arsenal’s players have come up with a new training technique that might be a little too revolutionary even by Arsene Wenger’s standards: Nerf gunfights!
Manuel Almunia, Abou Diaby, Kieran Gibbs and Emmanuel Eboue, please grow-up. Jack Wilshere, you can carry on as you are because you are still in the target [...]
Rob Parker | September 21, 2009
1. 4-3: the internationally recognised hallmark of a Premier League corker.
2. Michael Owen has now proved he was worth every penny of his free transfer.
3. Millions of pounds can buy you a new squad of players, but it can’t buy you control of Sir Alex’s special Old Trafford timekeeping clock. I’m kidding, of course. MOTD [...]
Rob Parker | December 8, 2008
1. Arsenal fans really hate Emmanuel Eboue. He had a disaster of a match, but he probably had enough on his plate with the Wigan fans jeering without the Gooners getting in on the act.
2. Arsene Wenger really hates Emmanuel Eboue. Yes, we established he was awful against Wigan but he had been on the [...]
Rob Parker | December 7, 2008
The Emirates’ Mr Popular is booed by his ’supporters’
To use local parlance, Emmanuel Eboue had a ‘mare against Wigan yesterday. He knew this, but just in case he didn’t the Arsenal supporters decided to let him know when he was substituted late in the game. The Ivory Coast international had only come into the game [...]
Rob Parker | November 13, 2008
Arsenal man should have gone to Specsavers
Eboue: No, you don’t understand. I want something thicker. They need to be really out there!
Optician Perhaps I could interest you in a pair of specs from our paedo range?
Arsenal utility man Emmanuel Eboue saw Tuesday night’s Carling Cup victory over Wigan approximately three times as big as everyone [...]
