Rob Parker | October 9, 2009
Will you have Three Lions on your laptop?
So, it is the day before the match. If OTP has understood the terms and conditions correctly, you have now missed your chance to purchase the pay-per-view match at the discounted rate. If you are still planning to purchase the game please do it through this link and [...]
David Hardy | October 5, 2009
Punters shouldn’t have to pick up Setanta’s tab… again
As the fallout from the Setanta shambles continues, news agencies are this morning reporting that England’s World Cup qualifier in Ukraine next Saturday will not be available live on any television channel. In a surprising turn of events, it will be available only online on a pay-per-view [...]
Rob Parker | April 16, 2009
Roo Jnr coming out early so Daddy can play against Ukraine
Coleen Rooney is planning to have a Caesarean section two weeks before her baby is due to ensure that the birth does not clash with England’s World Cup qualifier in Ukraine. Baby Rooney is due on 10 October, the same date that Wayne will be [...]
Rob Parker | April 2, 2009
Celebrations go metrosexual
Gone are the days when a goal celebration was just a manly handshake, a pat on the bum and maybe a quick kiss if you were lucky (unless you play for Juventus, of course). No, celebrations have gone all girly.
Despite presumably being overcome with emotion after grabbing a late winner, England skipper John [...]
Rob Parker | April 2, 2009
1. Late is better than never. England looked they had let two points slip, but John Terry’s late goal puts them back on track.
2. Either Fabio Capello is a lucky manager or England have inherited his winning mentality. That is the sort of game that would have gone badly under Steve McClaren. England were not [...]
Rob Parker | April 1, 2009
Crouchinho strikes again
He might be hated by Fabio Capello, slow, static and unable to press defenders, but Peter Crouch is also able to swing those lanky legs at ridiculous angles to great effect.
The 6ft 7in wrapped his big feet round John Terry’s header to turn it into the net. It is 1-0 to England at [...]
