Guus Hiddink could face fine over cigar-smoking victory dance

Rob Parker | June 1, 2009

Dutchman’s fat cigar broke regulations

When we say “could face fine” what we mean is ‘clever tabloid journalist spots law-breaking and builds story out of it’. I suspect we won’t see Guus Hiddink extradited from Russia to pay a smoking fine, but he did break the law nonetheless.

Top 10 FA Cup Final conclusions: Everton 1-2 Chelsea

Rob Parker | June 1, 2009

1. It was more satisfying to see Chelsea win the FA Cup in yellow. It made a change from the red or blue monotony the Big Four usual hold. It was like Oxford United had won or something!
2. It was a fitting farewell for Guus Hiddink after his successful babysitting stint at Chelsea. Will this [...]

Terry Venables is more circumspect about short players after Champions League gaffe

Rob Parker | May 30, 2009

No top hats for Everton midfield

Terry Venables has used his pre-FA Cup final newspaper column to tell the world that short midfielders can be effective. Earlier this week, OTP told you that prior to the Champions League Final, Venables took a pop at Lionel Messi’s height only for the diminutive star to score a decisive [...]

Setanta Sports commentator Jon Champion to live tweet FA Cup Final as he commentates

Rob Parker | May 28, 2009

Sounds like a recipe for disaster

Setanta Sports’ football coverage has not won too many plaudits thus far, so their decision to bring in the world’s first “CommenTweeter” can be considered a bold/stupid move. Ex-ITV commentator Jon Champion will be live tweeting Saturday’s FA Cup Final between Chelsea and Everton at the same time as his [...]