Rob Parker | May 4, 2009
Spiky!
Chelsea’s Florent Malouda clearly has secret powers in his tiny ponytail. The Frenchman turned in one of his finest performances in a Blues shirt sporting the tiny spike sprouting from the top of his skill. Could oast house chic be the Premier League’s next big thing? If that’s lost on you, see what we mean [...]
Rob Parker | March 5, 2009
Back with a vengeance
Everybody’s favourite sea urchin-a-like Obafemi Martins is back playing first-team football for Newcastle. If you’re wondering what he has been doing to entertain himself during his injury layoff, the answer seems to be growing his hair. And his rehabilitation period may or may not have included spells training in a wind tunnel. [...]
Rob Parker | January 12, 2009
How to look a prat as you score your first Premier League goal
Woah! I thought young Premier League footballers surrounded themselves with agents and club advisers to stop them doing daft things like this. We are not quite sure who talked Newcastle youngster Andy Carroll into doing an Elano, but when he looks back to [...]
