Rob Parker | June 16, 2009
Finnish U21 goalie tries to get himself noticed
The current European Under 21 Championship is a great opportunity for young footballers to put themselves in the shop window. It seems the shop chosen by Finland keeper Anssi Jaakkola is the We Love Erasure Barber Shop.
Jaakkola conceded twice last night as 10-man England ground out a 2-1 [...]
Rob Parker | May 19, 2009
This season’s worst footballing hairstyles
Have we missed any personal favourites?
Rob Parker | May 1, 2009
Young Brazilian goes bald
In news that has rocked Italy, AC Milan star Alexandre Pato has lost his curly locks in favour of a skinhead. It was his girlfriend’s brother who gave him his smooth new look.
No word yet on whether he forced into it by boyfriend David Beckham.
Spotted Kickette on the reborn Who Ate [...]
Rob Parker | April 28, 2009
Bringing Robinho’s early season look to white folk
Portsmouth midfielder Sean Davis showed he was at the cutting edge of fashion by turning up to face Newcastle last night sporting a hairstyle ditched by Robinho about six months ago. And it wasn’t even a good hairstyle which had been ditched by Robinho. And Robinho pulled it [...]
Rob Parker | April 6, 2009
Daft as a brush
What can you say? Ever wanted a haircut that you didn’t have to change for international duty? Easy - simply dye it in alternate stripes of your club colours and international colours. The result, in this case, is that he looks like a multi-coloured toilet brush.
Rob Parker | March 16, 2009
Bye-bye comedy afro, hello corn-rows
The route from afro to corn-rows is a well-trodden one. Rio Ferdinand is perhaps the most notable example of such a transition. And in the wake of fun-poking from the likes of OTP, Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini opted to take decisive action.
An improvement? Possibly, but only just.
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Rob Parker | March 9, 2009
Excuse me, I can’t see the goal
‘Do Are Ya? double whammy today. Marrouane Fellaini’s crazy hair had not gone unnoticed by OTP. In fact, it had not gone unnoticed by anyway - it kind of stands out. In the past we had compared the Everton midfielder to Colonel Gaddafi, but Fellaini’s hair has long since [...]
