Rob Parker | January 8, 2010
Ah, the inverted monk and the X marks the spot
Young footballers are always wondering whether or not they will make the grade, but youth players from Argentine outfit Boca Juniors know they are on the right track when they get a Grade 1 from the first-team squad.
Apparently, this pretty visible form of bullying is [...]
Rob Parker | September 28, 2009
And the award for the world’s tiniest ponytail goes to…
Kieran Richardson has gone from being a bit-part Manchester United player with an afro to being a Sunderland regular with a bit-part ponytail. We’ve sent a Twitter request to our good friend Darren Bent asking him to chop it off.
Rob Parker | September 14, 2009
Brum’s blonde bombshell
Birmingham defender Franck Queudrue decided the derby match against Aston Villa was decidedly lacking in peroxide and took it upon himself to change this.
Rob Parker | May 4, 2009
Spiky!
Chelsea’s Florent Malouda clearly has secret powers in his tiny ponytail. The Frenchman turned in one of his finest performances in a Blues shirt sporting the tiny spike sprouting from the top of his skill. Could oast house chic be the Premier League’s next big thing? If that’s lost on you, see what we mean [...]
Rob Parker | April 6, 2009
Daft as a brush
What can you say? Ever wanted a haircut that you didn’t have to change for international duty? Easy - simply dye it in alternate stripes of your club colours and international colours. The result, in this case, is that he looks like a multi-coloured toilet brush.
Rob Parker | February 18, 2009
Seals have died in less oil than that
Someone must have told the Emmerdale Eminem (© The Fiver) that all that peroxide makes you go bald because not only has he ceased dying his hair, he seems to be protecting every last follicle by refusing to cut or wash his greasy mane.
More ‘Do Are Ya?
Picture spotted [...]
Rob Parker | February 18, 2009
Woah!
Dimi instantly loses that L’Oreal contract his agent had promised before swiftly disappearing beneath his Steve Zissou hat once again. I suppose it would have been careless to give Manchester’s magpie population the opportunity to make themselves at home.
