Rob Parker | March 11, 2010
England stars past and present team-up to flog Walkers
Frank Lampard and Gary Lineker join a merry band of celebs to make the town of Sandwich a bit more exciting. That’s because Walkers believe… well, they’ll tell you if you watch the video.
Rob Parker | January 5, 2010
Please don’t dive mister. That’s embarrassing mister.
Meet the internet-imagined reworking of South Korean girl group Kara. Each of the singers have a favourite footballer and they just love to fill their song with references to their ‘baller of choice, be that cute chubby Frank, Mr Spice Girls or another football superstar.
Thanks to Mof Gimmers for [...]
Rob Parker | December 21, 2009
1. Santa scored twice for Man City but he only brought Mark Hughes his p45.
2. Which also leads us to conclude: don’t draw games or you’ll get sacked.
3. Manchester united need defenders desperately.
Rob Parker | November 13, 2009
Long-haul injury for Lamps
Frank Lampard has been injured after sitting on cramped conditions on England’s private jet, The Sun reports. The Chelsea midfielder’s thigh injury is being attributed to spending seven hours on the plane, which is only intended for shorter flights.
Several players complained of cramp and muscle pain after the flight touched down in [...]
Rob Parker | November 9, 2009
JT and Lamps: a special friendship that keeps on giving
Chelsea duo John Terry and Frank Lampard are as happy together as they always were after yesterday’s victory over Manchester United.
Rob Parker | October 2, 2009
Guess who’s the best set-piece taker in the Chelsea squad?
In a crucial piece of pre-match preparation ahead of their Champions League tie with APOEL Nicosia this week, Chelsea duo John Terry and Frank Lampard battled it out to see who could score directly from corners. JT takes his corners first, with Lamps following him.
Time for [...]
Rob Parker | June 15, 2009
As football’s finest head to foreign beaches, OTP looks at the shenanigans they’ll be getting up to
1. Las Vegas
Make sure you don’t… Get caught cheating on your fiancee, like Frank Lampard
2. Ayia Napa
Make sure you don’t… Encourage people to take pictures of you completely starkers except for a Budweiser label, like Don Hutchison; film a [...]
