Rob Parker | March 16, 2010
Red Devils take on quick-fire competition
What do we learn from this?
1. Ryan Giggs is still the master.
2. Wayne Rooney is actually rubbish.
3. Gary Neville must have been aiming for the corner flag.
4. Darren Fletcher is a cheat.
David Hardy | March 11, 2010
Not-so golden oldies
Manchester United were superb last night. Wayne Rooney in particular was a real handful and unquestionably will be at the centre of any would-be English World Cup success in the summer (fingers crossed he stays fit!). But surely a few questions must be asked of an ageing AC Milan? The seven-time champions of [...]
Rob Parker | March 11, 2010
Just hold me, Wayne
Gary Neville enjoyed a very homoerotic goal celebration after Wayne Rooney’s opening goal for Manchester United against AC Milan last night. All the United team wanted to dance around with the hero, but the skipper wanted to leap into his arms, rest his head against Wayne’s and just cuddle.
A truly tender moment.
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Rob Parker | October 27, 2009
Naughty Nev’s behaving badly again
Reprimanded for his celebrations in the Manchester derby, involved in row with police following last weekend’s defeat to Liverpool, and now sent-off during the Carling Cup tie with Barnsley: Gary Neville’s behaviour doesn’t get better with age.
The jury’s still out for us. It was definitely nasty, but it was his momentum [...]
Rob Parker | October 19, 2009
Gary Neville and his balloon hit Liverpool’s title ambitions
At last, the Liverpool balloon thrower is unmasked, and it doesn’t look like he has quite the Scouse connection we first thought!
Rob Parker | October 13, 2009
Who is able to provide the Neville brothers with the bunk beds they long for?
Channel Bee has been wading through TripAdvisor to find the best possible World Cup bases for England. But which South African hoteliers are willing to go furthest to accommodate the squad?
Rob Parker | May 22, 2009
Full-strength reserve squad, that is!
After all the posturing, legal threats, promises, denials etc., Manchester United have announced their squad to face Hull City on Sunday. And it reads like a who’s who of reserve team football!
First-team strength is provided by Rio Ferdinand, who is supposed to be proving his fitness, and Gary Neville, Wes Brown [...]
