Hard Tackle: Karim Benzema gets buffed up by a Real Madrid coach

Rob Parker | March 1, 2010

Madrid gets a new set of Goldenballs

Karim Benzema and a member of the Real Madrid coaching staff enjoyed this rather intimate moment in full view of the watching public at a recent open training session.
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Let’s kick homophobia out of football… just not quite yet

Rob Parker | February 12, 2010

FA backs down on gay viral

It seems the FA commissioned this anti-homophobia advert, but have now backed down on its release. Although it claims that the project is merely on hold, some cynics are suggesting that the FA has found itself out of its depth and are quickly doggy paddling back to a safe heterosexual [...]

Hard Tackle: Michael Brown and Stephen Ireland get overexcited

Rob Parker | February 12, 2010

Pompey provide City with a stiff test

Thanks to OTP reader Tom Commins for spotting this rather peculiar post which looks like it might descend into a jousting match.

Hard Tackle: Humped by Cesc

Rob Parker | February 11, 2010

Arsenal perfect the gang rape celebration

Abou Diaby scores the winner in last night’s crucial clash between Arsenal and Liverpool. He tries to run away to celebrate but is pushed to the floor by Theo Walcott. The England international then pins the goalscorer down while Cesc Fabregas moves into position between Diaby’s legs and wriggles around [...]

Hard Tackle: Cesc Fabregas and Matt Taylor

Rob Parker | January 19, 2010

Hot action from the Reebok

Premier League penalty box action or gay p0rn for the visually impaired? Only Match of the Day commentator Simon Brotherton can truly answer that question.

Hard Tackle: Michael Ballack mounts Paul Konchesky

Rob Parker | December 30, 2009

Ballack takes Konchesky up the Bridge

The west London derby got very heated thanks to the efforts of Michael Ballack. And you thought Chelsea were lacking penetration…

Hard Tackle: Matt Taylor and the steward

Rob Parker | September 28, 2009

Goal celebration kicks for people with fluorescent vests

Matt Taylor got a bit frisky during the Bolton celebrations on Saturday, and found himself in the crotch of a steward. The steward in charge of restraining the celebrations showed little sign of personal restraint. Perhaps he should pick his partners a bit more carefully.

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