Rob Parker | December 10, 2009
Ageing German keeper can’t control his bladder
Stuttgart keeper Jens Lehmann added another chapter in his catalogue of bizarre behaviour by going to the toilet behind his goal while the ball was still in play. OTP is not convinced that was quite the type of exposure the advertisers were hoping for when they paid for that [...]
Rob Parker | October 27, 2009
It’s gone over his head
Stuttgart keeper Jens Lehmann is desperate to get play re-started quickly as his side chase Hannover’s 1-0 lead. That is why he greets the ballboy at the advertising hoardings like a slobbering Alsatian expectantly awaiting the arrival of the postman.
But the little so-and-so has his own ideas about protecting Hannover’s lead…
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Rob Parker | February 23, 2009
Mad Jens adds a boot to his collection
Given his nickname it is pretty obvious that Mad Jens Lehmann has never been the most stable of footballers. But playing out his twilight years with Stuttgart Lehmann seems to be shifting through the gears of craziness pretty rapidly.
Remember last week he stole a headband from team-mate Khalid [...]
Rob Parker | November 10, 2008
Stuttgart keeper is tired of being booked
If Joe Kinnear thought his Mickey Mouse comment about Martin Atkinson was scathing criticism, he had better think again. Ex-Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann has revealed he is tempted to quit football after picking up his third yellow card of the season for dissent. The 39-year-old has said the quality [...]
