Manchester City’s Jo is a noisy neighbour in Turkey

Rob Parker | March 18, 2010

Galatasaray loanee’s late night parties upset residents

Galatasaray striker Jo is in trouble with the police after his neighbours complained about his late night rowdiness. The Brazilian player, on-loan from Manchester City, was the subject of a residents’ meeting at which it was unanimously decided to report him to the police for his partying habits.
Neighbours claim [...]

Go Strikeforce Afro!

Rob Parker | April 6, 2009

Everton’s new plan to obscure keepers’ views

Marouane Fellaini’s afro is back! And now he is teaming it up with Jo’s to create a phenomenal looking attacking line at Everton. Strikeforce Afro was firing on all cylinders against Wigan yesterday, scoring three of the four goals.
Anybody know where they got the inspiration from?

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Meet Manchester City’s new Brazilian signing…

Rob Parker | February 19, 2009

… the Copacabana

Manchester City’s Brazilian contingent have reportedly clubbed together to pay for a huge shipment of sand to be sent to Robinho’s mansion. Elano, Glauber Berti, Jo and Robinho himself are hoping to create a little piece of Brazil in Cheshire by recreating the Copacabana beach.
The group are eager for a location to play [...]

Eco-friendly Robinho is actually just a wimp

Rob Parker | December 6, 2008

Team-mate reveals real reason for bus journeys

Robinho’s bus trips around Manchester are nothing to do with concern for the environment or the Brazilian’s thrifty nature - he is just terrified of driving on the other side of the road. That is according to his Manchester City team-mate and compatriot Jo.