Joe Cole fights for his right to lark about with fire extinguishers

Rob Parker | December 1, 2009

Tonight, he’s a rock ‘n’ Cole star

Chelsea star Joe Cole has been moaning that he is unable to enjoy fire extinguisher fights without worrying that it might tarnish his reputation.
He told The Sun: “How come when footballers spray each other with fire extinguishers we’re all overpaid ******s but when rock stars and journalists do it, [...]

The injured England XI to face Germany

Rob Parker | November 19, 2008

The walking wounded Fabio Capello is without

With Theo Walcott the latest withdrawal from the England squad after dislocating his shoulder (Arsene Wenger probably popped it out before he left the Emirates), we look at what could have been FabCap’s team against Germany tonight if they weren’t all crocked.

Top Six Manchester City targets

Rob Parker | September 8, 2008

Half-a-dozen players to bring to Middle Eastlands

1. David Villa
Undoubtedly a top quality striker but not tied to one of Europe’s super-clubs. Valencia seem resigned to losing their star striker when he decides to go and were grateful to retain his services this summer. The money on offer at Eastlands could prove to be the deciding [...]