Joe, Joe, Joe. Merry Christmas
Dear F***ing Santa,
This f***ing year I would like:
- A proper contract
- Chairmanship of the Press Complaints Commission
- A new f***ing swear box
Thanks,
Joe
Tags: christmas, christmas list, football, joe kinnear, soccer
1. Arsenal fans really hate Emmanuel Eboue. He had a disaster of a match, but he probably had enough on his plate with the Wigan fans jeering without the Gooners getting in on the act.
2. Arsene Wenger really hates Emmanuel Eboue. Yes, we established he was awful against Wigan but he had been on the field for the best part of an hour. Taking him off in the final minute of the match really hung him out to dry.
3. No manager is better than an unstable manager. Sunderland came within a whisker of getting a point against Manchester United minus Roy Keane.
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As our American cousins are gorging themselves on huge portions of food (even more so than normal days), here are some things we are thankful for…
1. Turkey. Thankfully now he has stepped down as Arsenal captain he can go get stuffed.
2. Foreign sugar daddies who bankroll our clubs with scant regard for words like ‘recession’ or ‘credit crunch’ and won’t bail out until the bubble bursts.
1. Vedran Corluka has escaped the razor for a few more days at least.
2. Arsenal are not going to win the title, but hopefully they proved to themselves and their critics that they are not a poor time - just poorly mentally equipped for games they ought to win.
3. Joe Kinnear, on a lesser scale to Arsene Wenger, will also be telling his side that it is pointless winning games against bigger teams (Aston Villa) if you are going to slip up against lowlier opposition (Fulham) a few days later.
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OK, it’s getting a bit silly now
To follow-up yesterday’s clanger from MSN, we have now found this article from last Friday in which they call Joe Kinnear - for some reason best known to themselves - Roy Kinnear. As we pointed out yesterday, Roy Kinnear is an actor who died in 1988 after falling from a horse and suffering a heart attack. Sort it out!
MSN appoints deceased English actor Roy Kinnear as new Magpies boss
Oops! This one slipped through the net. According to MSN, Roy Kinnear is raging at “scandalous press”. Either MSN have employed a bloody good medium to contact the actor who passed away in 1988, or someone has messed up. We would say they deserved the sack but as Juande Ramos is still in a job it is difficult to make a good case for it!
Internet wag defaces Kinnear’s f***ing Wiki page
Childish? Yes. Ultimately pointless? Yes. Funny? Yes!
“We’re not For Kinnear.”
Joe Kinnear - the man who has single-handedly raised the number of expletives in football by 2387 per cent in one week.
