Rob Parker | November 13, 2009
Man Utd utility man contractually obliged to use the word ‘cleat’
In these crazy days of superstar footballers, viral marketing and global recession, boot deals have become a thing of the past for all but the game’s most marketable elite. And when OTP thinks of marketable players John O’Shea is not one of the first that [...]
Rob Parker | November 11, 2009
Man Utd full-back quits drinking Sprite to avoid its green label
Patrice Evra has revealed he is sick of the colour green as he prepares for France’s World Cup play-off clashes with the Republic of Ireland. The left back suspects his team-mates have adapted their wardrobes to keep him under pressure. And he has stopped drinking [...]
Rob Parker | April 29, 2009
1. Congratulations to any crazy people who put money on John O’Shea to score the first goal. An unlikely hero to say the least.
2. Arsene Wenger really missed a trick playing Emmanuel Adebayor up front alone. It was too much to ask for him to take on Ferdinand and Vidic alone. A better tactic would [...]
Rob Parker | March 9, 2009
Time for your prostate exam, Mr Tevez
John O’Shea does his best to shake off those rumours by celebrating a goal against Fulham on Saturday by massaging Carlos Tevez’s rectum while rubbing the Argentinean up against him. All done with a beaming smile on his face, of course.
