Rob Parker | June 18, 2009
Chelsea handed Uefa sanctions
Didier Drogba has been banned for four Champions League matches, with a further two-match ban suspended for two years following Chelsea’s Champions League semi-final defeat to Barcelona. Jose Bosingwa received a three-game ban, with a one-match suspended ban, and Chelsea were fined £85,000.
The punishment has been handed out for insulting comments made [...]
Rob Parker | June 3, 2009
1. An end to the Cristiano Ronaldo transfer saga. One way or the other. Either go or come out and say the final answer is that you don’t want to go.
2. Rafael Benitez and Sir Alex Ferguson indulging in pre-season Facebook mind-games. Twitter would be fine too.
3. Phil Brown conducting a pre-season training session in [...]
Rob Parker | June 2, 2009
FA Cup celebrations turn to sexual assault
Overlooking the fact that Jose Bosingwa should take a good look in the mirror and ask himself if he should really be at the front of Chelsea’s FA Cup victory celebrations, this video features the Portuguese full-back being touched inappropriately by his team-mates. They weren’t so much upholding the [...]
Rob Parker | April 28, 2009
The man to monitor Messi
Everyone’s favourite monobrowed comedy right-back will become a makeshift monobrowed comedy left-back tonight when Chelsea take on Barcelona in the Champions League semi-final. Jose Bosingwa will swap flanks to replace the suspended Ashley Cole, and will be charged with thwarting Lionel Messi.
Guus Hiddink said: “I have full confidence Bosingwa can do [...]
Rob Parker | February 2, 2009
Another ridiculous Premier League red card
Could this be the moment that the Premier League title was decided? There is a long way to go yet, but Mike Riley’s terrible decision to send off Frank Lampard for cleanly winning a 50/50 ball with Xabi Alonso has put Manchester United firmly in the driving seat. Chelsea’s [...]
