When does an obvious pun stop being obvious and start indicating a sick mind? Here!
Talk about self-indulgent! Goal.com originally ran with this ever-so-slightly more perverted than it needed to be headline following Juventus’ draw with FC BATE. Eventually the post-match Viagra obviously wore off/a senior member of staff spotted it, and it has now been replaced with the slightly more sober Juve Top Group H Despite Bate Draw.
Any football photo requiring a top-bottom caption is bound to be unusual
Juventus duo Giorgio Chiellini and Nicola Legrottaglie forgot the watching eyes of the Santiago Bernabeu stadium as they set about celebrating their victory of Real Madrid. Chiellini seems to be enjoying himself anyway. See the homoerotic Italians getting in even more of a tangle after the jump… Read more »
It’s one of those things that seems so trivial when you watch it happen to someone else, and yet there is nothing like losing a tooth to hit a vanity nerve and send even a tough footballer into a state of confusion. Like Juventus’ Zdenek Grygera, for instance.
I don’t know if Everton fans should be embarrassed to read this or relieved that at least David Moyes and Bill Kenwright are trying to sign new players. Unfortunately, their bid for Juventus midfielder Tiago literally went down the pan when the midfielder locked club president Cobolli Gigli in the toilet to avoid being sold. The Portuguese players was so furious with Juve’s attempts to flog him to Goodison Park that he locked his boss in the loo. The toilet-bound president only secured his freedom an hour later when Alessandro Del Piero came to his rescue!
Gigli said: “The story of me being locked in the toilet by Tiago is true. It’s a shame it got out, as this was something I told a friend in confidence. In any case, Alessandro Del Piero responded to the noise of me punching the door and offered to break it down. I told him it was better if someone else did it, as he needed to keep his shoulders in good shape for the Fiorentina game.”
