Manchester City want to sign Yaya Toure and Carlos Toure… Who?

Rob Parker | October 12, 2009

Citeh want to collect all the Toure brothers?

The Sunday Mirror reckons Barcelona are willing to let Yaya and his arguably more talented brother Carlos move to Manchester City to link up with big bro Kolo.
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Damn you, Arsenal!

Rob Parker | March 16, 2009

Gunners’ early goal ruins commentator’s day
Arsenal v Blackburn
Match of the Day commentator Simon Brotherton probably wasn’t too concerned when he suffered a bout of verbal diarrhoea about the Arsenal captaincy as Arsene Wenger’s men passed the ball around the defence. These things can be edited out of highlights packages after all. Sadly for Brotherton, no [...]

Arsenal duo quit meat over muscle fears

Rob Parker | March 11, 2009

Van Persie and Toure think their careers are at steak

Robin Van Persie and Kolo Toure have both cut meat out of their diet because they believe eating it causes muscle injuries. The Sun reports that both Arsenal players have significantly reduced their meat intake and think it has prevented them from picking up injuries.
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Football video: Kolo Toure’s bizarre booking against Roma

Rob Parker | February 25, 2009

Extended half-time gets Toure in trouble

As mentioned in our 10 conclusions, Arsenal skipper picked up an unusual yellow card during last night’s clash with Roma. Both Toure and William Gallas were late out of the Arsenal dressing room at the end of half-time and the seemingly oblivious referee started the second half without them. Toure [...]

Football video: Emmanuel Eboue jeered off the pitch by Arsenal fans

Rob Parker | December 7, 2008

The Emirates’ Mr Popular is booed by his ’supporters’

To use local parlance, Emmanuel Eboue had a ‘mare against Wigan yesterday. He knew this, but just in case he didn’t the Arsenal supporters decided to let him know when he was substituted late in the game. The Ivory Coast international had only come into the game [...]

Horror Hair: Kolo Toure

Rob Parker | September 1, 2008

Gunner need the clippers

What’s that all about then? Shades of Tony Daley (Google him, kids!). Arsenal’s Ivorian centre-back has been reading the same fashion magazines as Glen Johnson it seems. So both are now sporting the short-back-and-sides avec Afro. Johnson’s just got a couple of more weeks growth. Hang on in there, Kolo.

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