Football video: Argentine player kills pigeon

Rob Parker | December 19, 2008

Gaston Aguirre latest player to attack feathered friend

San Lorenzo defender Gaston Aguirre will forever have the stain of pigeon blood on his conscience after killing a bird during a recent match. The Argentinian’s shot connected with the bird, who sadly didn’t have the quick reactions of his mates, killing it instantly.
The poor little blighter didn’t [...]

Football video: Lucas Neill - bird murderer

Rob Parker | September 11, 2008

West Ham bully attacks feathered friend

Last night’s World Cup qualifier between Australia and Uzbekistan was delayed briefly when a bird landed on the pitch. We know pitch invasions can be frustrating, but there is no call for what Lucas Neill callously does. OK, maybe he didn’t murder it, but he certainly knocked it senseless! “I [...]

Top Six Dodgy Alan Curbishley transfers

Rob Parker | September 4, 2008

Following Alan Curbishley’s depature from West Ham, his dealings in the transfer market have come under increased scrutiny. Here is our rundown of his worst Hammers signings.

1. Freddie Ljungberg from Arsenal
Curbishley should have known that sneaky Arsene Wenger only sells his stars when they are past it. But West Ham forked out £3 million and [...]