Rob Parker | February 26, 2010
Lyon goalie rules out future careers as striker or seal
We don’t know if it is possible to have bad eye-to-head coordination since your eyes are already there, but if it is then Lyon keeper Hugo Lloris definitely has it. He make a complete hash of his attempts to head the ball in last weekend’s match [...]
Rob Parker | February 25, 2009
1. There was a distinct lack of death or suffering at the San Siro.
2. There was also a distinct lack of goals - Manchester United deserved at least on away goal to bring back to Old Trafford with them.
3. David Pleat still thinks that Arsenal have a well-worn phrase playing a left-back.
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Rob Parker | February 24, 2009
I laugh in the face of angles
The footage was filmed by someone watching TV on their mobile by the looks of it, but at least you get to see the goal! A kick in the teeth for Barcelona after their defeat to Espanyol at the weekend. We’ll see how they fight back…
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Rob Parker | November 13, 2008
Goalkeeper is not strictly accurate. How about goalgiver?
To be fair to Lyon goalkeeper Remy Vercoutre, the backpass he receives in this video is a bit on the short side. Sadly his sidefooted pass to an onrushing FC Metz attacker is inch perfect. D’oh!
Spotted on The Offside
