Rob Parker | March 18, 2010
Galatasaray loanee’s late night parties upset residents
Galatasaray striker Jo is in trouble with the police after his neighbours complained about his late night rowdiness. The Brazilian player, on-loan from Manchester City, was the subject of a residents’ meeting at which it was unanimously decided to report him to the police for his partying habits.
Neighbours claim [...]
Rob Parker | February 27, 2010
And who can blame him?
Wayne Bridge decided against shaking the hand of John Terry as Manchester City faced Chelsea at Stamford Bridge this lunchtime. Captain Shay Given led the Citeh players along the line of Chelsea’s players and Bridge, the penultimate Citeh player, did not take-up John Terry’s offer of a handshake.
And Bridge had the [...]
Rob Parker | February 25, 2010
Man City defender uses one of our Nouveau Cliches to quit international football
As you might have head, Wayne Bridge has announced that he is making himself unavailable for selection for future England matches. That’s The Artist Formerly Known As Retiring From International Football to me and you.
Bridge had been keeping very quiet about the situation [...]
Rob Parker | February 25, 2010
Time to throw the towel in
Last night’s FA Cup replay between Stoke and Manchester City was forced when the Potters grabbed an equaliser at Eastlands from a Rory Delap throw.
Indeed, before the two sides met in their recent league game, Shay Given said of Delap’s throw: “You see it every week on Match of the [...]
Rob Parker | February 15, 2010
Stoke defender’s FA Cup disaster
Ryan Shawcross managed to hand Manchester City the lead in their FA Cup clash with Stoke when he not only managed to send an air-kick in the direction of the ball as he tried to make a clearance, but also then head the ball to keep it in play and provide [...]
Rob Parker | January 29, 2010
Citeh supporter who wishes he’d never gone for a Brazilian
Manchester City fan Chris Atkinson has been stung not once, but twice by his club’s transfer policy. Upon hearing the hype surrounding City’s chase for Kaka, Chris wisely decided to get the player’s name tattooed on his chest to match his existing Robinho tattoo. But with [...]
Rob Parker | January 29, 2010
Ban him again
1. Rio Ferdinand smacks someone in the face with his arm.
2. Rio Ferdinand banned for three matches.
3. Rio Ferdinand appeals against ban so he can face Manchester City in Carling Cup semi-final.
