Rob Parker | March 16, 2010
Red Devils take on quick-fire competition
What do we learn from this?
1. Ryan Giggs is still the master.
2. Wayne Rooney is actually rubbish.
3. Gary Neville must have been aiming for the corner flag.
4. Darren Fletcher is a cheat.
Rob Parker | March 16, 2010
Green and gold til you’re on the dole
A student has been sacked from his job in a Manchester United kiosk for wearing a green-and-gold scarf, he claims. Jerry Vyse, aged 20, alleges he was dismissed by his supervisor during half-time at last week’s Champions League clash with AC Milan for wearing the anti-Glazer accessory.
He says [...]
David Hardy | March 11, 2010
Not-so golden oldies
Manchester United were superb last night. Wayne Rooney in particular was a real handful and unquestionably will be at the centre of any would-be English World Cup success in the summer (fingers crossed he stays fit!). But surely a few questions must be asked of an ageing AC Milan? The seven-time champions of [...]
Rob Parker | March 11, 2010
Just hold me, Wayne
Gary Neville enjoyed a very homoerotic goal celebration after Wayne Rooney’s opening goal for Manchester United against AC Milan last night. All the United team wanted to dance around with the hero, but the skipper wanted to leap into his arms, rest his head against Wayne’s and just cuddle.
A truly tender moment.
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Rob Parker | March 11, 2010
It’s competition time!
Manchester United face Fulham at Old Trafford this Sunday (1.30pm kick-off) as they look to keep up momentum going in to the business end of the season.
OTP has teamed up with our pals at football-mad Betfair to offer you and a mate the chance to join the centenary celebrations at Old Trafford [...]
Rob Parker | March 1, 2010
Hair we go
Wayne Rooney reckons his recent spate of headed goals is down to his receding hairline. And hard work, of course.
Speaking ahead of yesterday’s Carling Cup final in which he scored the winner with a headed goal, Rooney said: “I’ve been working on [my heading] for the last couple of years and it’s getting [...]
Rob Parker | March 1, 2010
1. Wayne Rooney’s knee flu sounds really nasty. I’m sure Sir Alex Ferguson has a sneaky plan afoot, I just don’t know what it is yet (except that it probably involves Rooney not playing for England).
2. Wayne Rooney’s head is quite incredible. Peter Crouch must be fearing that his uses in the England squad are [...]
