New-look Arsenal side to feature very dodgy keeper and a string of youngsters
Rob Parker | November 19, 2009
Manuel Almunia finds himself down the pecking order
And Denilson is a lot shorter than we thought…
Arsenal stars have Nerf gun battle
Rob Parker | October 9, 2009
Gunners by name, gunners by nature
Arsenal’s players have come up with a new training technique that might be a little too revolutionary even by Arsene Wenger’s standards: Nerf gunfights!
Manuel Almunia, Abou Diaby, Kieran Gibbs and Emmanuel Eboue, please grow-up. Jack Wilshere, you can carry on as you are because you are still in the target [...]
Nike help Manuel Almunia to stop conceding goals
Rob Parker | July 7, 2009
Oh! He’s just managed to Photoshop it over the bar!
We are a bit late to the party on this one having being dragged away from OTP Towers yesterday, but our friends at Twofootedtackle have dug up this gem.
Nike’s crack squad of marketeers and Photoshoppers decided this image of Manuel Almunia hanging in mid-air was [...]
Top 10 conclusions Arsenal 1-3 Manchester United
Rob Parker | May 5, 2009
1. After all the talk of a tight match - from Sir Alex Ferguson - and a sneaky Arsenal win - from Arsene Wenger - it just goes to show that football managers (and the rest of us) don’t know anything!
2. How ironic that after the GIF that has been doing the rounds all week, [...]
Video: Cristiano Ronaldo’s long-range free-kick against Arsenal
Rob Parker | May 5, 2009
That looks like game over, Gooners
Woah! What is going on? We had been led to believe that this was going to be a tight and tense affair, but it looks like Manchester United are going to take this tie at a canter.
It is a trademark free-kick from Cristiano Ronaldo, struck with the usual venom, but [...]
Newcastle’s Obafemi Martins is scared of Arsenal keeper Manuel Almunia
Rob Parker | March 23, 2009
More gems from the mouth of Andrei Arshavin
Arsenal quote machine Andrei Arshavin has been up to his usual tricks - supplying the kind of quotes journalists can normally only dream of from PR-trained modern players. Despite the Gunners comfortably winning their match against Newcastle, the Russian still felt the need to speculate on why the [...]