Rob Parker | October 30, 2009
Moody striker would like spot-kick responsibilty
When Inter Milan’s Mario Balotelli won a penalty five minutes into their match against Palermo last night, he obviously felt that was justification for him taking it. Samuel Eto’o disagreed, pulled rank and placed the ball on the spot.
Balotelli continued to stand next to the ball demanding to take the [...]
Rob Parker | May 21, 2009
Inter striker celebrates title victory with new barnet
Inter Milan’s Mario Balotelli celebrated his side clinching its 17th Scudetto victory by commissioning a special Inter Milan number 17-themed doormat for his head. It is quite something.
I’m still hoping beyond hope that Wayne Rooney might fashion his last four remaining hairs into a number 18 for the [...]
Rob Parker | March 6, 2009
Inter striker does a mid-air Phil Babb
Inter Milan striker Mario Balotelli suffered a bit of a painful incident this week after jumping into the goal-post during a match against Sampdoria on Wednesday night. It looks painful on first viewing, as Balotelli seemingly allowed both his head and his manhood to rebound Off The Post.
The youngster [...]
