Rob Parker | December 21, 2009
1. Santa scored twice for Man City but he only brought Mark Hughes his p45.
2. Which also leads us to conclude: don’t draw games or you’ll get sacked.
3. Manchester united need defenders desperately.
Rob Parker | November 12, 2009
Stephen, here’s the man who will fund your next ill-advised hair experiment
Manchester City’s squad got an unexpected meeting with owner Sheikh Mansour when he paid a surprise visit to a training session. City’s squad - minus those on international duty - are in Abu Dhabi to play a friendly against the United Arab Emirates national [...]
Rob Parker | October 6, 2009
For your eyebrows only
The name’s Hughes. Mark Hughes. Licence to perform public impersonations of Roger Moore.
Rob Parker | September 24, 2009
The cheeky chappies at talkSPORT alter reality
Spotted on The Spoiler
Rob Parker | September 21, 2009
Video footage of the Bellamy incident
After the jump you can watch the Brian Clough punch-up which Mark Hughes compared the incident to.
David Hardy | September 21, 2009
Time added on… and on… and on
“Historically it has happened before. I was in teams here where we always had a little bit of benefit,” said Manchester City boss Mark Hughes. A tantalisingly suggestive statement after he witnessed a thrilling Manchester derby defeat to a ninety-sixth minute Michael Owen winner. Cue wild celebrations, an impromptu [...]
Rob Parker | September 21, 2009
1. 4-3: the internationally recognised hallmark of a Premier League corker.
2. Michael Owen has now proved he was worth every penny of his free transfer.
3. Millions of pounds can buy you a new squad of players, but it can’t buy you control of Sir Alex’s special Old Trafford timekeeping clock. I’m kidding, of course. MOTD [...]
