Top five Marlon King jokes

Rob Parker | October 29, 2009

Featuring two courtesy of the man himself

1. “I’m just out of your league. I’m a millionaire.”
Yes, the biggest joke of all is disgraced King’s attempted chat-up line.
2. So Marlon King was jailed for failing to score at a club. Which one? Wigan, Hull, Middlesbrough?
3. Sky Sports News is reporting that a top footballer has [...]

Marlon King jailed for sexual assault and sacked by Wigan

Rob Parker | October 29, 2009

Latics striker locked up

Marlon King has been jailed for 18 months for sexually assaulting a woman in a London bar. The Wigan striker was found guilty of repeatedly groping a 20-year-old student and breaking her nose when she refused his advances.
The father-of-three has now been sacked by the Premier League side.

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Top 10 bling-tastic footballers

Rob Parker | March 27, 2009

The beautiful game’s kings of bling

1. David Beckham
Football’s undisputed king of bling. Probably only uses Gucci toilet roll. Changes his image on a Madonna-esque basis, and the cars and jewellery is updated just as frequently. In fact, the only bling accessory Becks has that has gone out of fashion is his wife.
2. Cristiano Ronaldo
The Manchester [...]

Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 14-15 March

Rob Parker | March 16, 2009

1. The title race is not really back on. Manchester United still have a game in hand and too much for Liverpool in the long-run.
2. Sir Alex Ferguson will be hoping that was just the worst European hangover ever. Liverpool may have benefited from the extra day of rest, but surely you shouldn’t be too [...]

Kitman: Marlon King scores against Newcastle (in Newcastle shorts)

Rob Parker | September 15, 2008

Is this technically an own goal? Marlon King - wearing Newcastle United shorts and socks - fires a penalty past Newcastle goalkeeper Shay Given. Hull were stopped from wearing an all grey kit by referee Andre Marriner, who decided there was enough gloom on Tyneside at the moment without a team in all grey playing [...]