Turkish chocolate bars’ viral budgets are not as big as Nike’s

Rob Parker | May 29, 2009

Ooh, look how hard he strikes the ball

Every man and his dog knows that if you can get a funny viral doing the rounds on websites like Off The Post then you are on to a good thing. Unfortunately, the advertising team behind Turkish chocolate bar Metro don’t have the money to spend on expensive [...]

Craig Bellamy - an apology or a contradiction?

Rob Parker | April 6, 2009

Metro says sorry. We say why?

Is it just us or is this a bit of a contradiction? We thought storming out of the training ground was Craig Bellamy’s normal preparation for a match.