The Michael Owen brochure surfaces… it’s as bad as it sounded

Rob Parker | June 22, 2009

WANTED: for crimes against dignity and graphic design

Remember how Little Mickey Owen’s people were pimping him around to an elite band of mid-table Premier League clubs with the aid of a 32-page glossy leaflet? Well, that very leaflet has, predictably, found its way onto the internet.
You can view the whole brochure here and we will [...]

Michael Owen sends round brochure advertising Michael Owen

Rob Parker | June 15, 2009

When getting ’sources close to you’ to tell the press where you want to go fails…

Newcastle striker (for a few more days at least) Michael Owen has created a glossy brochure offering his services to a selection of Premier League clubs he has taken a fancy to. The 34-page document tells the chosen clubs why [...]