Will Michael Owen be signing-on today?

Rob Parker | July 2, 2009

The recession claims another victim

Unemployment figures are up by at least one person today: that scrounging layabout Michael Owen finds himself without work. Jobseekers in North Wales whose local Job Centre is within easy walking distance of a helipad could find themselves in esteemed company this morning since Little Mickey’s Newcastle contract has expired.
So while [...]